I took this Emo? Cutter? quiz here
The result was:
"No lie, You are EMO. True emotional hard core. you may cut or not my guess is that you do... and im not judging you either... but face the facts, your a true emo at heart."
So damn, I'm an EMO I better get down to the mall. No really I don't cut. But then maybe there should be a quiz, are you the sort of person who takes an Am I a cutter/EMO quiz? The answer to that would be equally depressing.
Showing posts with label personality tests. Show all posts
Showing posts with label personality tests. Show all posts
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Friday, July 18, 2008
Friday - final personality test
OMG it's Friday and I have nothing to say, except, of course that I have nothing to say.
Ha! No in fact I have another personality test, this one gender neutral. Test yourself, test your friends. Why do I keep making them, well, because you can't stop me. OK this is the last.
To use this simple and foolproof personality test, simply choose which is your/another's favourite film from the below list and then see below for an instant analysis. (Note this test does not ask which is the best, but which you/they prefer)
Battleship Potemkin
Fight Club
Groundhog Day
Love Actually
Sons of the Desert
The Blues Brothers
Answers:
Battleship Potemkin – People who like this film are more in love with other people as a concept than in actuality or within relationships. They will always put others second.
Fight Club – People who like this film think they are profound and deep, in fact they are neither, they are losers with a falsely elevated sense of self esteem.
Groundhog Day - People who like this film are wise and kind, they will see through others imperfections and love them all the same (if they can enjoy this film even though it has the horrendous Andi McDowell in it then surely they can forgive your annoying pecadilos).
Love Actually – People who like this film are charming. They give this answer either because it is their favourite, or, because they thought that’s what was wanted, either way they will blow in whichever direction the wind does.
Sons of the Desert - are you single? call me!
The Blues Brothers – People who like this film are immature and misanthropic, they have no soul. Liking this film does not indicate a love of music or comedy, rather the opposite.
Ha! No in fact I have another personality test, this one gender neutral. Test yourself, test your friends. Why do I keep making them, well, because you can't stop me. OK this is the last.
To use this simple and foolproof personality test, simply choose which is your/another's favourite film from the below list and then see below for an instant analysis. (Note this test does not ask which is the best, but which you/they prefer)
Battleship Potemkin
Fight Club
Groundhog Day
Love Actually
Sons of the Desert
The Blues Brothers
Answers:
Battleship Potemkin – People who like this film are more in love with other people as a concept than in actuality or within relationships. They will always put others second.
Fight Club – People who like this film think they are profound and deep, in fact they are neither, they are losers with a falsely elevated sense of self esteem.
Groundhog Day - People who like this film are wise and kind, they will see through others imperfections and love them all the same (if they can enjoy this film even though it has the horrendous Andi McDowell in it then surely they can forgive your annoying pecadilos).
Love Actually – People who like this film are charming. They give this answer either because it is their favourite, or, because they thought that’s what was wanted, either way they will blow in whichever direction the wind does.
Sons of the Desert - are you single? call me!
The Blues Brothers – People who like this film are immature and misanthropic, they have no soul. Liking this film does not indicate a love of music or comedy, rather the opposite.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
The Orwell Personality Test™
Presenting the Orwell Personality Test ™ the infallible guide to men
Ladies, simply ask your man which is his favourite George Orwell work and then compare his answer to the list below for an instant analysis of your love compatibility.
If his answer is:
1984 – he is shallow and superficial, he reads only to impress or because he thinks he will gain something tangible from it. He will lie, cheat and steal and he’s probably going through your purse right now.
A Clergyman’s Daughter – he is a very nice boy though can be somewhat over-emotional, when under stress he may secretly perform acts of self-harm. If you decide to leave him call an ambulance first.
Animal Farm – when he’s not standing on street corners collecting money for Amnesty International he’s fretting about global warming. He will burn out soon enough and will then take up serious drinking, if you like pubs he’s the man for you.
Burmese Days – he is financially secure. Uncomplicated, even tempered and reliable, he will fully expect the same qualities from you.
Collected essays, journalism and letters – he has above average intelligence however he may have spent too long at university and suffers from an acute inability to make decisions. He would like to be a writer, however, if pushed he could do well in the civil service . Perfect for a woman looking to mother someone.
Down and Out in Paris and London – has enough roguish charm to win your heart but ladies beware this man is completely unreliable. He will probably endeavour to get you pregnant before leaving you. He may seek to present himself as an actor or musician.
Homage to Catalonia - he is an idealist, honest and loving, prepare yourself for cycling holidays and a happy life of relative poverty.
Keep the Aspidistra Flying - oh dear, he’s a poet isn’t he, he is moody and difficult. You may as well take up that teaching job as you will be supporting him in the long term.
The Road to Wigan Pier – let’s face it, you are both in the Labor movement already aren’t you, so he’s perfect for you.
Has no favourite/ has not read any – be honest ladies, really are you that interested in what is in his head anyway. Look he just picked up that sofa as though it was nothing.
Note. It is important that you ask which is the favourite work, do not ask which is the best work, as these results do not apply to a critical/literary appraisal of the works.
Ladies, simply ask your man which is his favourite George Orwell work and then compare his answer to the list below for an instant analysis of your love compatibility.
If his answer is:
1984 – he is shallow and superficial, he reads only to impress or because he thinks he will gain something tangible from it. He will lie, cheat and steal and he’s probably going through your purse right now.
A Clergyman’s Daughter – he is a very nice boy though can be somewhat over-emotional, when under stress he may secretly perform acts of self-harm. If you decide to leave him call an ambulance first.
Animal Farm – when he’s not standing on street corners collecting money for Amnesty International he’s fretting about global warming. He will burn out soon enough and will then take up serious drinking, if you like pubs he’s the man for you.
Burmese Days – he is financially secure. Uncomplicated, even tempered and reliable, he will fully expect the same qualities from you.
Collected essays, journalism and letters – he has above average intelligence however he may have spent too long at university and suffers from an acute inability to make decisions. He would like to be a writer, however, if pushed he could do well in the civil service . Perfect for a woman looking to mother someone.
Down and Out in Paris and London – has enough roguish charm to win your heart but ladies beware this man is completely unreliable. He will probably endeavour to get you pregnant before leaving you. He may seek to present himself as an actor or musician.
Homage to Catalonia - he is an idealist, honest and loving, prepare yourself for cycling holidays and a happy life of relative poverty.
Keep the Aspidistra Flying - oh dear, he’s a poet isn’t he, he is moody and difficult. You may as well take up that teaching job as you will be supporting him in the long term.
The Road to Wigan Pier – let’s face it, you are both in the Labor movement already aren’t you, so he’s perfect for you.
Has no favourite/ has not read any – be honest ladies, really are you that interested in what is in his head anyway. Look he just picked up that sofa as though it was nothing.
Note. It is important that you ask which is the favourite work, do not ask which is the best work, as these results do not apply to a critical/literary appraisal of the works.
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