Tracey Emin asked these questions below of prospective clients. Once a large deposit was paid and the questionnaire completed, she would then make an original piece of neon art, which would then be sold to them for another very large sum. I however am not Emin, fill in the questionnaire and you may get an original piece of art work at a very reasonable cost. Obviously it wont be as good as an Emin, and I am not being facetious I love Emin's work, and it won't be in neon.
• Do you believe in God?
• How old are you?
• Do you still look at yourself the same way in a mirror?
• Is there any colour that makes you violently sick?
• Who is your favourite poet?
• If you could choose how to die then how?
• Passion, Romance or Hard core sex?
• Who is or was the greatest love of your life?
• Would you like the neon to be for them?
• Do you talk when you make love?
• If you could be anywhere now where would it be?
• How would you rate your sense of humour out of ten?
• Antique or contemporary? Fireplace or radiator?
• How often do you get homesick?
