The Orwell Personality Test™

Presenting the Orwell Personality Test ™ the infallible guide to men

Ladies, simply ask your man which is his favourite George Orwell work and then compare his answer to the list below for an instant analysis of your love compatibility.


If his answer is:

1984 – he is shallow and superficial, he reads only to impress or because he thinks he will gain something tangible from it. He will lie, cheat and steal and he’s probably going through your purse right now.

A Clergyman’s Daughter – he is a very nice boy though can be somewhat over-emotional, when under stress he may secretly perform acts of self-harm. If you decide to leave him call an ambulance first.

Animal Farm – when he’s not standing on street corners collecting money for Amnesty International he’s fretting about global warming. He will burn out soon enough and will then take up serious drinking, if you like pubs he’s the man for you.

Burmese Days – he is financially secure. Uncomplicated, even tempered and reliable, he will fully expect the same qualities from you.

Collected essays, journalism and letters – he has above average intelligence however he may have spent too long at university and suffers from an acute inability to make decisions. He would like to be a writer, however, if pushed he could do well in the civil service . Perfect for a woman looking to mother someone.

Down and Out in Paris and London – has enough roguish charm to win your heart but ladies beware this man is completely unreliable. He will probably endeavour to get you pregnant before leaving you. He may seek to present himself as an actor or musician.

Homage to Catalonia - he is an idealist, honest and loving, prepare yourself for cycling holidays and a happy life of relative poverty.

Keep the Aspidistra Flying - oh dear, he’s a poet isn’t he, he is moody and difficult. You may as well take up that teaching job as you will be supporting him in the long term.

The Road to Wigan Pier – let’s face it, you are both in the Labor movement already aren’t you, so he’s perfect for you.

Has no favourite/ has not read any – be honest ladies, really are you that interested in what is in his head anyway. Look he just picked up that sofa as though it was nothing.

Note. It is important that you ask which is the favourite work, do not ask which is the best work, as these results do not apply to a critical/literary appraisal of the works.