After the roaring success of the first test for men, here now by popular demand is the definitive test for Ladies. Gentlemen, merely ask your lady friend how many George Orwell books she has read and compare to the list below to see your compatibility. Yes I know it’s sexist but let’s be realistic how many women (as opposed to men) keep favourites lists. Right then.
0 Orwell books read – well looks can matter too
1-2 Orwell books read – has completed school, maybe nice, probably likes shoes alot.
3-6 Orwell books read – has post-graduate qualifications, maybe nice, probably likes shoes a bit.
7+ Orwell books read – Dude, that’s your mother
Note: this is a work of satire and is not intended to be used as a personality test - jeez louise
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